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C.R.A.F.T. stands for Cannot Remember A Fxxxx Thing.

When C.R.A.F.T. first came about, we decided to get ourselves a logo. Steve Mifflin, one of our Group Members, who as a result of his injury has really severe memory problems is brilliant at art, and he drew up the logo we use. Being a founding member of C.R.A.F.T. as well, we were all chuffed to bits with Steve's effort. Two days later Steve came up to me and showed me the sketch of the logo cartoon -

"Look" he said "someones drawn this cartoon for us - brill isn't it!"

"Steve" I said "you drew it!!!!"

"Did I?! he said "can't remember!"

For such exquisite demonstration of C.R.A.F.T. Steve is appointed lifelong presidency of C.R.A.F.T.!!!!!!!

Ancedotes from Staff

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of wedding anniversaries.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

You know when you're living in the new millenium when :

You try to enter your password on the microwave
You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
You have fifteen phone numbers to reach your family of three
You email your mate sitting at the desk next to you.
Your excuse for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have email addresses
When you make phone calls from home, you dial 1 for an outside line by mistake
You sat at the same desk for 3 years, but worked for 4 different companies
You carry your resume on a diskette in your pocket
You learn about your redundancy on the 9 o'clock news
When your pc crashes, you're most upset about the loss of your file of jokes.
You smile when you read this list!